if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
- Marc Guggenheim answering a question from Examiner.com about strong female characters on the show. He also talks about Thea and Moira. He said they wanted to give female characters strength, but not limit that strength to kicking ass (via athenaagron)
I would just like to move in with a cute dude with a good sense of humor, adopt a kitten and a dog, go on lots of walks, eat all natural foods, read lots of books, and lift every day. That’s all I need.
Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.
It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.
i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.
you know whats better than a mozerella stick?
37 mozzarella sticks